The Jumper

Discussion in 'Humor' started by wedgar, Dec 31, 2015.

  1. wedgar

    wedgar Administrator Staff Member Gold Member

    Back on January 9th, a group of Wadesboro, North Carolina bikers were riding east on Hwy.74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Pee Dee River Bridge. So they stopped.

    George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says,
    "Hey Baby . . . whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?"

    She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"

    While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked . . .
    "Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe . . . why don't you give ol' George here your best last kiss?"

    So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that . . .
    and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one.

    After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had! That's a real talent you're wasting there, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"

    "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."

    It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.
     
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  2. Tony

    Tony Moderator Staff Member

    I have no idea how I missed this a year ago, or why I'm looking at it at this hour, but I laughed out loud, really.

    Good grief.
     
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  3. wedgar

    wedgar Administrator Staff Member Gold Member

    Glad you enjoyed it...

    Happy Thanksgiving!
     
  4. W.T. Jones

    W.T. Jones Moderator Staff Member Silver Member Golden GPS Recipient

    Did he miss it? Or did he just forget he read it? He probably can't remember.
     
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  5. wedgar

    wedgar Administrator Staff Member Gold Member

    Bet it was delayed humor and gratification. I'm sure he read it when it was posted.

    Sometimes humor just has to sink in.
     
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  6. Tony

    Tony Moderator Staff Member

    Bad memory. I forget things I previously enjoyed. Like movies, books. Now apparently jokes, too.
     
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  7. W.T. Jones

    W.T. Jones Moderator Staff Member Silver Member Golden GPS Recipient

    Happens. Again, who are you and why am I posting here?
     
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